Why is Everybody Always Mad at Me???

Today everyone left the house mad at me …

The hub is pissed cause I asked him a question before he left for work. I believe I am harassing him … hhhhmmmm?

Adorable pre-teen is mad because I made him take his science project display board to school because it is due today.  I can't take it for him, (which I actually offered to do for him...I am such an ass) because I am not allowed on campus at ANY time for ANY reason when he is there because it would mortify him. I believe this is child abuse … hhhhmmmm?

Bio-teen is furious with me cause … well so many reasons. One, I forgot to tell her we are leaving for spring break a day earlier than she thought … this is sorta legit and I have apologized up and down (wait, I am a huge ass).  Two, cause I wouldn't let her stay home this morning so she could catch up on her homework ... huh??? ... reasons three to 1,200 are about similar crap … and reason number 1,201 for her to be mad at me is that she is sick …   
Maaamm, God why am I ALWAYS sick???
Honey, I think you need to get more sleep?
Are YOU serious right now?  That has nothing to do with it.  Weren't you always sick when you were my age? … kinda clever … but,
No Darling Girl, I was almost never ill when I was your age.
Oh right, yeah, sure mom... she walks off mumbling  crazyyyyyy …

I have yet to figure this out, but I AM TO BLAME, make no mistake about it … just not sure why … hhhhmmmm??

SO many mysteries so little interest. Whatevs … stay mad at me … maybe you can go live with your friends whose moms are better, smarter, nicer, prettier (well maybe not) and … JUST GO … xoxo love ya