OK, someone just told me I'M NOT 20 ANYMORE! WHAT? Is this TRUE? Who else knew and didn't tell me? Did you know? Did you?
Oh sure, it was laced in a compliment ...
"You're doing great but you're not … (I can't say it again)"
and then it gets worse … ready?
"But you should be proud of yourself for someone your age (MY AGE IS 20! ... I am screaming inside) ... STOP talking you evil, stupid person ... I do the only thing I can, I stick my tongue out at her, jam my fingers in my ears, hum really loud and rock back and forth.
This is just NOT funny! Did I fall down the rabbit hole? Wait....is Johnny Depp here? Hmm, if he is, then I might be OK and all will be forgiven. Otherwise, what is wrong with all of you? NOT TELLING ME … Reallyaaaa!
Aaarg! ... I gotta go Chat!